About Tragic Sandwich

I am a lazy triathlete living in Los Angeles.

Things I Said While Watching TV Tonight

Watching Matthew McConnaughey in a Lincoln ad: Mr. Sandwich: Let’s see what Matthew McConnaughey is going to tell us about Lincolns today. Me: There is something really unnerving about his teeth. Watching Speechless: Me: I identify with Jimmy and Dylan. … Continue reading

Endings and Beginnings

Friday Today was Baguette’s last day at the school she’s gone to for the past year and a half (almost). We fought hard to get her into that school, and in the end we succeeded. She spent last year in … Continue reading

So Long, 2016

I wrote 14 posts this year. Sometimes I wonder if I’m still a blogger. What can I say? It’s been a hell of a year. A lot of this is known to people; we all heard about the election, and … Continue reading

Happy Halloween, 2016

Baguette has never been that into trick-or-treating. From her perspective, Halloween is when you knock on your neighbor’s door, and they answer it–but then they don’t let you in. What’s the point of that? It’s always been a struggle. Not … Continue reading

Summer Recap

I haven’t posted in a while. Or much this year at all. Turns out, life’s exhausting. Baguette finished TK in June, and we promptly left for a week’s vacation in Santa Barbara. Where I drank a lot of coffee, we … Continue reading