This is the Most Boring Red Carpet Ever

The Mystery Actress is Anna Torv from Fringe. She looks different all dressed up, even with simple hair. The coral is a nice shade on her. Sam has just introduced her to Dana Delaney, who looks awesome in purple (although… Read moreThis is the Most Boring Red Carpet Ever

More from the Emmy Red Carpet That Was

People are really stacking up in line to talk to Sam and Victoria. Maybe this red carpet needs more presenters. Just a thought. Olivia Wilde’s dress is just kind of strange. Lisa Whatshername who plays Cuddy on House has a… Read moreMore from the Emmy Red Carpet That Was

Not Live from the Emmys

Really? E! can’t be bothered and would rather run Khardashian episodes? What good are they? (And by that, I mean E! and the Khardashians.) So now I’m watching Victoria Recaño and Sam Rubin on KTLA. I don’t know who they… Read moreNot Live from the Emmys

The Sandwiches Have Adventures on Kauai

Why, yes, we have been on the island of Kauai. And it’s been a great week. So great that it cannot be confined to one post. Or it could, but it would be a very long post, and who wants… Read moreThe Sandwiches Have Adventures on Kauai

Carnival Madness

I know people who are suspicious of carnivals. Their fears aren’t unwarranted; I remember news reports of people getting flung from rides that they thought they were securely locked into. Those reports are what gave me the idea for a… Read moreCarnival Madness

25 Things

Another meme! Actually, I got this one from a friend on Facebook–but having recently done 25 Random Things (although I shortened it a bit), I thought that might be overkill. So here are my answers. To spread the joy, provide… Read more25 Things

Grooming Tips from Steve Carrell

Joey Fatone is asking for some. Hate Cameron Diaz’s dress, as usual. But her shoes are cute. Yesterday I went shopping and saw a dress that had an oddly prominent zipper, as if it had been put in inside out… Read moreGrooming Tips from Steve Carrell

If You’re Brangelina, Ryan Seacrest Will Leave His Dais and Come To You

Sadly for him, both Brad and Angelina are ignoring him right now. Giuliana Rancic is asking about New Year’s resolutions and reading. Poor Ryan. Brad and Angelina went in without talking to him. Apparently the show is about to start,… Read moreIf You’re Brangelina, Ryan Seacrest Will Leave His Dais and Come To You

More Golden Globes, or I Bet Denis Leary Can’t Stand Lisa Rinna

Seriously, he looks strained as he tries to be light and polite. Mickey Rourke looks…I don’t know what to say. Is that January Jones in the pale blue dress with pleats across the bodice? It’s a gorgeous dress, whoever is… Read moreMore Golden Globes, or I Bet Denis Leary Can’t Stand Lisa Rinna

Why Does Susan Sarandon Always Seem Drunk?

I think this is a question worth asking. Because I saw her on The Daily Show, and in addition to her ridiculous delusions of political importance, (You know how you can tell you aren’t being silenced by the government? When… Read moreWhy Does Susan Sarandon Always Seem Drunk?