Note to the World

Please keep in mind that if you’re in line at a drugstore that also gives flu shots, and there’s a small child shrieking like a banshee next to you, it’s possible that she’s not actually all that poorly behaved.

Maybe she feels like she got stabbed in the arm.

And if you still think that’s too much, maybe we can test your theory by seeing how loudly you scream when I stab you in the arm.

4 thoughts on “Note to the World

  1. Poor thing! I highly recommend the flu mist for next year. Our doctor says it’s actually more effective than the shot.

    1. They were out of it, but I think that would have been even harder to get her to take. Maybe next year.

    1. The screaming is worse for Mr. Sandwich, who has tinnitus. I find it irritating; he finds it acutely painful. Maybe that was true for the guy next to us, too. Possibly I should cut people more slack.

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