That Wasn’t Mickey

A mouse worked its way in through a gap under the sink, where it feasted on garbage. So we went on the offensive. But the mouse was too clever. It eluded traps, but feasted on the peanut butter, honey, and… Read moreThat Wasn’t Mickey

The Peanut Gallery

I’m weird about peanuts. I know this. Cocktail peanuts? No. Won’t eat them. Won’t buy a package of mixed nuts that includes them. Chunky peanut butter? No. That’s peanut butter with cocktail peanuts. Creamy peanut butter? Yum. I will eat… Read moreThe Peanut Gallery

My Favorite Sandwich

In a sitcom, this reveal would come in the series finale. And it would probably be a disappointment to many viewers, because of course the earlier episodes would have featured increasingly complex concoctions with discordant and occasionally obscure ingredients. When… Read moreMy Favorite Sandwich