Rules From Baguette

May 20, 2014

  • Buttons up the back remain unacceptable.
  • Zippers up the back are also unacceptable.
  • All shirts and dresses must pull over the head. Two buttons at the shoulder may be acceptable.
  • No shorts with wide waistbands. They are an abomination.
  • Bike shorts-length leggings are fine.

March 14, 2013

  • Pink shirt. Pink shirt!

January 29, 2013

  • The pantry must not be reorganized.
  • No jackets will be worn.

December 11, 2012

  • Jackets must be zipped up all the way. If they are not, Raptor Shriek will ensue.
  • Mommy is not allowed to wear a cardigan or jacket.
  • Baguette can talk about lions, but no one else can.
  • No jeans! No, no, no, no!
  • Only leggings.
  • Also, no shirts or dresses with buttons in back, even at the neck. Inspections will take place randomly throughout the day.

November 20, 2012

  • Only one pullover style top can be worn at once. This means no dresses over long-sleeved shirts, for example.
  • It also means no sweaters. NO SWEATERS!
  • Jackets must have hoods attached.
  • Under no circumstances must tigers be mentioned at any time.

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